Giants Release Plax

It has happened. The New York Football Giants have cut the albatross that is Plaxico Burress from their metaphorical necks. That begs the following questions:

1. Why did I hear about this from a guest at a wedding?
2. Will the Steelers sign him?

Well, question #1 is for all you literary folks. Actually, for the lazy at heart, just Google "wedding guest albatross" and hopefully you'll see the connection.

As for the Steelers signing him, I don't see it happening. Too many legal issues, too many other issues. Sure, Ben Roethlisberger has a bromance going on with him, but that will only get him so far. It may get him in the back door, but not the front door.

Okay. I just posted this for the joke(s),