Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Weidman's Picks, Week 8

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Ew. That's all I can say about last week. Those eff'n Ravens really summed it all up with their world-class choke Monday. That was a sure thing - but sure things aren't worth the paper they're written on in this sport. (At least the Saints delivered an epic beating that should make up for all failed picks.) So, all I can do is buck up and hope this week is better.

I have a hole to dig myself out of.

Dolphins at the New York Football Giants
This one is about as close to a sure thing as you can get. The Dolphins suck so bad that they might pull his Chinliness out of retirement, and they're on the road against a playoff-worthy team. Giants walk away with this one.

Jags at Texans
Well, this one should be a gimmie, but...well...talk to the Ravens. I don't think that matters, for a number of reasons. First off, they blew their wad last week. They aren't going to pull an upset two weeks in a row. Second, they're on the road, and that's always good for a hit against a team. Texas keeps it big.

Colts at Titans
Meh. The Titans aren't great, but the Colts are on their way to being a punchline in Detroit's locker room. I think the line might be a bit extreme on them (and it's mainly because of the Colts forgetting to show up last week) but it doesn't change the fact that the Titans are going to win.

Vikings at Panthers
Well, when in doubt, take the home team. Once again, neither team is worth watching, and I've got nothing good to say about the game. Take the Cats.

Saints at Rams
I think that the Saints got a taste for tenderized meat last week and are going to be coming back for a second helping this week. I doubt they're going to nuke it from orbit again, but they aren't going have any trouble.

Cards at hated Ravens
The bird fight of the week. The Cards are hurting from the Steelers beating on them last week, and the Ravens are prepping for their share next week. I think that these facts are going to keep the line closer, so I'd take the points this week. Why? Because the Cards have something to prove, and the Ravens aren't going to risk injuries.

Lions at Broncos
What do you think a lion would do to a horse? That's what's gonna happen. Okay, maybe that's a bit extreme, but the Lions are going to win this one on the road. Plus, Detroit hasn't screwed the pooch yet.

Skins at Bills
I still think that the Skins are better than they look, but they're not really contenders. I still see Bills in the playoffs, and they going to have a nice win at home.

Pats at Steelers
Ugh. This is the prediction that I've been dreading all week. The Steelers are probably going to go 1-2 over the next three weeks, and this isn't going to be the 1. Sure, we're sitting at the top of our division and on pretty equal standing with the Pats - but Brady is, what, 6-1 against us? He also has good tight ends and the Steelers have a blind spot there. Don't bet against Brady. *sigh*

Browns at Niners
Another easy home pick. Niners are just the better team.

Bungles at Seahawks
The Seahawks haven't improved with age this year, and the Bungles are still looking really good. Even though they're on the road, they're still going to win this one. Take Cincy.

Dallas at Philly
Philly is well-rested and ready to go. They've had a rough go of it this season, but coming off a bye at home makes them the pick in this game, especially when the Cowboys have been less than earth-shattering.

Chargers at Chiefs
Give this one to the road team. I know, the Chargers seem to be "meh" of late, but I think they're going to pull this one off by a hair. Granted, it's Halloween and anything can happen.

New York Football Giants over Dolphins
Texans over Jags
Titans over Colts
Panthers over Vikings
Saints over Rams
Hated Ravens over Cards
Lions over Broncos
Bills over Skins
Pats over Steelers
Niners over Browns
Bungles over Seahawks
Philly over Dallas
Chargers over Chiefs

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